Pontypool

This is a film that doesn’t get nearly enough love. I get it; it might not be for everyone. It’s a zombie movie with no undead, flesh-eating zombies. It’s a horror movie with little blood and the secret weapon against the apocalypse is poetry. It’s weird. It’s unique. Dare I say, it’s a thinking man’s zombie movie. And the threat isn’t a monster or a virus or a demon; it’s language, it’s a meme. I would say that Pontypool is way ahead of its time in demonstrating how dangerous the wrong meme can be. I actually feel a little bad about calling this a zombie movie, in that the producer has explicitly said that this is not a zombie movie, referring to the infected, instead, as conversationalists. That being said, the infected were once normal humans who have been turned into mindless creatures bent on violence and everyone else calls them zombies, too.

I don’t think many people have seen this movie, so I’ll give a brief description. It’s a bottle movie, almost the entire movie takes place at a small radio station in the town of Pontypool, Ontario, reminiscent of 10 Cloverfield Lane. We soon meet shock jock DJ, Grant Mazzy (Stephen McHattie of Watchmen and Come to Daddy), a grizzled renegade, abrasive and slightly arrogant due to being a big fish in a little pond. He comes into the station to do his show on a cold and snowy day, assisted by the station manager, Sydney (Lisa Houle of Cold Squad and Scene of the Crime). Given that it’s talk radio, his show involves taking calls from listeners, but the first call is from their “eye in the sky” traffic reporter. He describes an odd scene in which a group of people seem to be attacking another and then he gets cut off. That sets off a series of calls, each one more bizarre and frightening than the last, the story of a zombie apocalypse told in snippets. Finally, the infection and the infected arrive at the studio and death enters the bottle.

It feels like a radio show, almost more so than it does a movie. There’s a good reason for that, in that, not only was the production inspired by Orson Welles, War of the Worlds, but it was also made into a radio play at the same time it was filmed. Based on a book, Pontypool Changes Everything, written by Tony Burgess, who also adapted it for the movie, it is part of a trilogy. The first book in the trilogy is The Hellmouths of Brewdley, followed by Pontypool Changes Everything and finally, Caesarea. I say trilogy, because that’s what’s on the Wikipedia page. Reading the descriptions of the three books , however, I have no idea how they are related. In addition to writing the screenplay for Pontypool, Burgess has written 7 other screen plays, including Septic Man and Hellmouth. He has even been in a number of his own movies, including Pontypool (he played Tony Lawrence).

In order to be complete in my research, I started tracking down these other movies. Septic Man involves a sewerage worker who gets trapped in a septic tank and becomes mutated by toxic sewage. It addition to sounding too much like The Toxic Avenger, it just sounded incredibly disgusting. Ejecta got horrible reviews, scoring a 4.6 on IMDB and sounded like it might be tortuous to watch. So, Hellmouth it was. Much like Pontypool, it seemed as if were made on a show string budget. Filmed in black and white and making liberal use of cheap editing tricks, it has the feel of the movie, Sin City. It’s the story of Sydney, an old and dying cemetery caretaker. He receives a box that contains a key and a mysterious map. Hellmouth was …okay. Watchable, but not too compelling. Somewhat disappointing, really. I’m writing this post because I LOVED Pontypool. I though it was amazing enough that I’ve seen it three times and I would see it again in an instant, and I rarely see movies more than once.

At the start of this post, I mentioned the word meme. While I have never heard anyone else associate Pontypool with memes, the connection seems obvious. A meme is defined as an idea, behavior or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person. Many of these are merely humorous, like Bad Luck Brian and Business Cat, but memes can be weaponized. In 2015, The journal, Defense Strategic Communications published an article by Jeff Giesea titled, It’s Time to Embrace Memetic Warfare, urging that, as countries prepare for cyber warfare, they should also be preparing for memetic warfare. One passage reads:

Cyber warfare is about taking control of data. Memetic warfare is about taking control of the dialogue, narrative, and psychological space. It’s about denigrating, disrupting, and subverting the enemy’s effort to do the same. Like cyber warfare, memetic warfare is asymmetrical in impact. It can be highly effective relative to cost. The attack surface can be large or small. Memetic warfare can be used in conjunction with troops, ships, aircraft, and missiles, or it can be employed without any kinetic military force at all. It operates in the communications battlespace.

Anyone who has been online in the last few years knows how pervasive a good meme can be, influencing large segments of society. I believe that Pontypool mimics this effect, though pushed to nightmarish conclusions.

This movie isn’t for everyone. The monsters in it are less monsterish than in most horror movies, and the deadly infection is somewhat conceptual in nature. Still, I feel that the actors are excellent and that the director does a fantastic job of slowly dialing up the tension until the viewer feels just as trapped and threatened as the people inside the tiny, small town, radio studio. The nature of the infection itself is so esoteric that I couldn’t stop thinking about it for weeks. The best horror movies are the ones that won’t let go. That hold onto one’s psyche. And, for me, Pontypool is exactly that. I may just have to watch it again.

Contracted – The Most Disgusting Zombie Movie of All Time

If you know me, or if you’ve read enough of this blog, you know that it takes a bit to disturb me. As a former anatomy instructor, I’m no stranger to, not only dead bodies, but actively dismembering them. Sure, we call it dissection, but tomato/tomato. During my short term as a doctor, I’ve sewn up mangled hands and facial lacerations, driven a needle into a man’s stomach to draw fluid off (paracentesis), and, well, you get the idea. It should surprise no one that I am into the more extreme forms of horror. With that in mind, I want you to know that I am deadly serious when I say that Contracted, and its sequel, the inventively named, Contracted: Phase 2, are two of the most disturbing movies I have ever seen. These films fall squarely into the subgenre of body horror. What makes them more horrifying than most is their focus on sex.

Before I say more, let me tell you what these films are about. The first movie, Contracted, follows a young woman named Samantha (Najarra Townsend of Breakfast Buddies and Medinah) who is basically date raped at a party. Over the following days, she begins to feel sicker and sicker and fears that she has an STD. The rest of the movie is a slow burn, as we watch Samantha deteriorate, her symptoms becoming more and more disgusting. How disgusting, you ask? Well, there’s an awful lot of vaginal bleeding, hair and teeth falling out, vomiting, maggots under the skin; I could go on, but I’ll spare you the details. Equally disturbing is the gradual mental decline as the infection takes over. Her impulse control goes out the window and she begins to have violent outbursts. By the end of the film, she has become a full fledged zombie. Knowing this in no way takes anything away from the film; there is never any glimmer of hope for poor Samantha, as we watch her life crumble.

I can’t stress this enough, but absolutely do NOT watch this with someone you are romantically/sexually interested in. This is the opposite of a date movie and will completely destroy any sort of interest in sex, or even human contact. At least, it did for me. The is also the opposite of a feel good movie. I mean, it’s no Come and See, but the grim, bleakness embodied by this film will have you looking at the world through filth-colored glasses for a few days.

The sequel, Contracted: Phase 2, is not as good as the first movie. I would recommend skipping this one altogether, as it doesn’t improve the story any, exploring ideas within the first movie that didn’t really need exploring. Here we follow Riley (Matt Mercer of Auteur and Beyond the Gates), a friend of Samantha’s from the first movie, the two of them getting hot and heavy in one of the most skin crawling scenes I’ve ever seen. Starting to feel sick himself, and hearing of Samantha’s fate, Riley is appropriately worried and sees a doctor, who is frickin’ worthless. Allow me to digress a little here, since I’m a doctor and it always bothers me to see medical inaccuracies, but both of these characters received the most inept treatment possible. Fever, bleeding out of places that should not be bleeding, vomiting; if these people came into my office, I would be like WTF? The doctor doesn’t do a pelvic exam on Samantha, no blood cultures taken, and, in the second movie, where we learn that the government has knowledge of this virus, there’s no CDC alerts. I’m not saying that medical science is the end all, be all, but I wish they had a medical consultant for these movies, because the care they received did not at all ring true.

Anyway, enough of my rant. The second movie basically follows the exact same arc as the first, as we watch Riley slowly decline, oozing pus and peeing enough blood to stock a blood bank. Seriously, this movie took the disgusting theme and ran with it. No lie, the scene where he nose bleeds into the dip at a party, which is subsequently eaten by one of the guests, made me gag a little. Into this mix is thrown the additional plot behind the man spreading this virus, as a terrorist device, being hunted down by a police detective and, ultimately, the U.S. Government. This had the potential for adding depth in the narrative, but instead comes off as half baked and haphazardly tacked on. Where as Samantha was a tragic figure, I just wanted Riley to die already. There have been rumors about another movie, Contracted: Phase 3, but I have yet to find any solid information on this.

I like body horror, both because of the medical nature of most such films and because there is little I can think of that matches the terror of feeling one’s self rot away from the inside. The Fly, Cabin Fever, Splinter; I love these kinds of movies. I would contend that Contracted is a worthy entry into this genre, and that Contracted: Phase 2 is a sorry imitator. The first movie is like a case study in misery, Samantha’s life, health and, finally, sanity all slowly decaying with a morbid inevitability. If the second movie had just been a repeat of the first, only following Riley instead of Samantha, it would have been better. The terrorist side plot feels clunky and poorly executed and takes away from the film. But maybe that’s just me. Watch them for yourself and make up your own mind. But remember, and this is very important, DON’T see them with someone you love.

Happy Death Day

Spoiler Alert! I think I tried to avoid spoilers for these movies in this post, but I can’t be entirely sure. Therefore, I am placing the ubiquitous spoiler warning here. Consider yourself warned.

Much like my attitude regrading sit-coms, I’ve kind of lost my taste for slasher flicks. I saw Halloween and Friday the 13th when they first came out at the theater. At the drive-in, to be honest, which is an experience worthy of its own blog post, but I’ll save that for another time. The jump scares, the gore, the violence; it’s all sort of old to me now. There’s only so much you can see before it all looks pretty much the same and, let’s face it, I’ve dismembered several human bodies myself. No biggie. So, when I first heard about Happy Death Day, I wasn’t very interested. I probably would have remained completely ignorant of the franchise were it not for my unending hunger for things to watch. As chance would have it, I happened to stumble across Happy Death Day 2 U, the second movie, and figured, “What the heck?” I didn’t think I’d really be watching it, but surprise! What I found was a fun filled thrill ride that kept me intently watching the action.

What makes these movies different from the standard flavor of slasher movies? If you’ve read my previous posts, I’m sure you know the answer; because they’re fun. We follow the protagonist, Tree (Jessica Rothe of La La Land and the upcoming Valley Girl), the stereotypical sorority girl and total bitch, as she wakes up in the dorm room of Carter Davis (Israel Broussard of the Bling Ring and Extinction), all around, mild mannered nice guy. Her hangover doesn’t help her disposition any and she storms off across campus back to her sorority, where she’s an asshole to her roommate, a fellow sister and several random college students before fooling around with her married professor. After it’s established how shitty a person she is, true to slasher movie tradition, she is butchered by a masked killer, whereupon she awakens, once more in Carter’s bed. And so goes the pattern, as Tree is killed again and again, each time waking up, ala Groundhog Day, until, it is presumed, she solves her own murder.

With my love of comic books, it’s no big surprise that I enjoyed Happy Death Day; it was written by Scott Lobell, a comic book writer who has penned such titles as The X-Men, The Teen Titans and Superman. He stated that he wanted to follow the pattern of having the bad girl die first and the good girl to be hunted last and (in some cases) survive, and that he wanted the main character, Tree, to be both of them. To achieve this, Tree’s character changes, grows throughout the course of the movie, this character development being one of the most satisfying aspects of the movie. I’ve talked about certain movies being genreless, but Happy Death Day leans into genres and tries to stuff as many of them as possible into the film. It is undoubtedly a horror, but the mystery of who the killer is also a central feature. It is a romance, has comedic elements and, regarding the change in Tree’s personality over the course of the movie, feels a little like a coming of age story.

The Sequel, Happy Death Day 2 U, released just 16 months after the first movie, picks up immediately where Happy Death Day left off. It follows roughly the same pattern, throwing an element of Sci-Fi into the mix. This is the movie I saw first, but I recently watched Happy Death Day and went back to rewatch the sequel. Both certainly work as stand alone films, but seeing the first does make the second more enjoyable. In the second film we get to see the reason that Tree was trapped in a time loop, which is a fun pay off to wait to explain until the sequel. I would love to hear about a Happy Death Day 3, Lobell has even intimated some of his ideas for that, but the word from the producer, Jason Blum of Blumhouse Productions (of Paranormal Activity and The Purge, to name a few), is that it is unlikely, though not impossible. I’m not holding my breath.

If you haven’t seen it, and you’re a horror fan, I sincerely recommend these movies, preferably seeing them close to each other as possible, for maximum Easter Egg detection. There have been countless films featuring a knife-wielding maniac in countless variations of this theme, but Happy Death Day and Happy Death Day 2 U are both a breath of fresh air. It’s fast paced, quickly getting the setting and character introductions out of the way to start the killing and mayhem as soon as possible. Hat’s off to the editors on these movies, as they feel like films expertly trimmed of all fat. I applaud Rothe’s performance, as she proves that there are no small roles, as she expresses a range of emotions never before seen in Slasher movie history. Or, at least, that I’ve never seen, most horror movie protagonists seemingly limited to stunned bewilderment and shrieking terror. These actors have been a big source of my dislike of slasher films, since I find myself rooting for the killer. Tree becomes a very likable, somewhat relatable main character, that will have you cheering even minor victories. In that respect, it throws in more more genre to the mix. An action movie.